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Oscar Levant Quotes

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.
- Oscar Levant



You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. [explaining his way out of a speeding ticket]
- Oscar Levant


Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision
- Oscar Levant

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host?
- David Letterman

I need 4 hot dogs with everything, one plain.
- David Letterman

I wouldn't give his troubles to a monkey on a rock.
- David Letterman



Send A Ladder

"Send someone over quickly!" the old woman screamed into the phone.

"Two naked men are climbing towards my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, lady," the voice replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, it's YOU I want!" she yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"




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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball

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Religions are different roads converging on the same point. What does it matter that we take different roads so long as we reach the same goal? I believe that all religions of the world are true more or less. I say "more or less" because I believe that everything the human hand touches, by reason of the very fact that human beings are imperfect, becomes imperfect.
- Mahatma Gandhi