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Relationship Quote

Famous Quotations — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:34:00 +0000

Relationships are like a dance, with visible energy racing back and forth between partners. Some relationships are the slow, dark dance of death.

Colette Dowling

Bob Dylan Quote

Famous Quotations — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 23:32:00 +0000

But I was so much older then,
I'm younger than that now.

Bob Dylan, "My Back Pages"

Education Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:52:00 +0000

Education Quotes

Quotes About Education

I was born intelligent education ruined me.

- America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.

Food and Cooking Blog

Accidents Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:51:00 +0000

There are no accidents without intentions.

- Alex Miller

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Abuse Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:48:00 +0000

The only cure for contempt is counter-contempt.

- H. L. Mencken 1880-1956, American Editor, Author, Critic, Humorist

Food and Cooking Blog

Famous Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 17:47:00 +0000

There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands You seek problems because you need their gifts
Famous Quotes and Sayings - Richard Bach

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Abraham Lincoln Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:34:00 +0000

These men ask for just the same thing, fairness, and fairness only. This, so far as in my power, they, and all others, shall have.

- Abraham Lincoln

Jokes of the Day

Abstinence Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 03:33:00 +0000

Subdue your appetites, my dears, and you've conquered human nature .

- Charles Dickens 1812-1870, British Novelist

Jokes

Achievement Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:53:00 +0000

Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that.

- Sir James M. Barrie 1860-1937, British Playwright

Joke of the Day

War Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 02:53:00 +0000

I can give no adequate description of the Horror Camp in which my men and myself were to spend the next month of our lives. It was just a barren wilderness, as bare as a chicken run. Corpses lay everywhere, some in huge piles, sometimes they lay singly or in pairs where they had fallen. It took a little time to get used to seeing men women and childen collapse as you walked by them and to restrain oneself from going to their assistance. One had to get used early to the idea that the individual just did not count. One knew that five hundred a day were dying and that five hundred a day were going on dying for weeks before anything we could do would have the slightest effect. It was, however, not easy to watch a child choking to death from diptheria when you knew a tracheotomy and nursing would save it, one saw women drowning in their own vomit because they were too weak to turn over, and men eating worms as they clutched a half loaf of bread purely because they had to eat worms to live and now could scarcely tell the difference. Piles of corpses, naked and obscene, with a woman too weak to stand proping herself against them as she cooked the food we had given her over an open fire; men and women crouching down just anywhere in the open relieving themselves of the dysentary which was scouring their bowels, a woman standing stark naked washing herself with some issue soap in water from a tank in which the remains of a child floated. It was shortly after the British Red Cross arrived, though it may have no connection, that a very large quantity of lipstick arrived. This was not at all what we men wanted, we were screaming for hundreds and thousands of other things and I don't know who asked for lipstick. I wish so much that I could discover who did it, it was the action of genius, sheer unadulterated brilliance. I believe nothing did more for these internees than the lipstick. Women lay in bed with no sheets and no nightie but with scarlet red lips, you saw them wandering about with nothing but a blanket over their shoulders, but with scarlet red lips. I saw a woman dead on the post mortem table and clutched in her hand was a piece of lipstick. At last someone had done something to make them individuals again, they were someone, no longer merely the number tatooed on the arm. At last they could take an interest in their appearance. That lipstick started to give them back their humanity.

- Imperial War Museum (1945), as quoted by Banksy

Joke of the Day

War Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:53:00 +0000

The struggle against war, properly understood and executed, presupposes the uncompromising hostility of the proletariat and its organizations, always and everywhere, toward its own and every other imperialist bourgeoisie...

- Leon Trotsky "Resolution on the Antiwar Congress of the London Bureau" (July 1936)

Love Quotes

Achievement Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:52:00 +0000

Accomplishment is easiest when we work the hardest, and it is hardest when we work the easiest.

- Unknown

Love Quotes

Famous Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:38:00 +0000

An idea can turn to dust or magic depending upon the talent that rubs against it
- Unknown

Love Quotes

Famous Quotes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 00:37:00 +0000

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost
- Ferdinand Foch

Love Quotes

Funny Quotes - Insults

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:51:00 +0000

His ignorance is encyclopedic.
- Abba Eban

Jokes for Easter

Funny Jokes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:49:00 +0000

Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

-Robert A. Heinlein

Easter Eggs

Funny Jokes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:13:00 +0000

Law and Disorder...

Todd was arrested AGAIN and the detective was leafing through his crime history folder.

"Hmmm, quite a record." he said. "Shoplifting, hit-and-run, disorderly conduct, armed robbery, sexual assault, sexual assault, forgery, sexual assault, manslaughter..."

"Yeah, I know." said Todd. "It took me quite a while to figure out what I was good at."

Easter Quotes

Funny Quotes - Insults

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 23:12:00 +0000

He never bore a grudge against anyone he wronged.
- Simone Signoret

Easter Egg Coloring

Funny Quotes - Insults

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:14:00 +0000

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
- Ashleigh Brilliant

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Funny Jokes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 22:13:00 +0000

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. --Roger Caras

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Funny Jokes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:11:00 +0000

Herpes

Ike comes home and tells Sarah that he wasn't feeling so good so he had been to the doctor.

Sarah says "So, what did he tell you?"

Ike replies, "He says I got something called herpes."

"What's herpes?" asks Sarah.

"I dunno." says Ike. "He says that's what I got."

"I'll go look it up." ---- Sarah goes to dictionary and returns. "You can't have herpes."

"I can't?" says Ike. "Why not?"

Replies Sarah, "You're Jewish, and the dictionary says herpes is a disease of the gentiles."

Easter Quotes

Funny Jokes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 21:10:00 +0000

Golf joke

1. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

2. "I wish I could play my normal game...just once."

3. "Golf is harder than baseball. In golf, you have to play your foul balls."

4. If you find you do not mind playing golf in the rain, the snow, even during a hurricane, here's a valuable tip: your life is in trouble.

5. Golfers who try to make everything perfect before taking the shot rarely make a perfect shot.

6. The term "mulligan" is really a contraction of the phrase "maul it again."

7. A "gimmie" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers... neither of whom can putt very well.

8. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play; it is always possible to get worse.

9. Golf's a hard game to figure. One day you'll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and for no reason at all you really stink.

10. I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.

11. If your best shots are the practice swing and the "gimme" Putt, you might wish to reconsider this game.

12. Achieving a certain level of success in golf is only important if you can finally enjoy the level you've reached after you've really reached it.

13. Golf is the only sport where the most feared opponent is you.

14. Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously it won't work and both are Expensive.

15. The best wood in most golfers' bags is the pencil.

16. To some golfers, the greatest handicap is the ability to add correctly.

17. In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers ... they shoot a "six," yell "fore" and write "five."

18. Swing easy. Hit hard.

19. If you find yourself pleased that you locate more balls in the rough than you actually have lost, your focus is totally wrong and your personality might not be right for golf... it is also just a matter of time before the IRS investigates your business.

20. Why is it twice as difficult to hit a ball over water than sand?

21. Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks!

Recipes for Easter

Funny Quotes - Insults

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:28:00 +0000

She is a water bug on the surface of life.
- Gloria Steinem

Kathleen Murray

Funny Quotes - Insults

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 18:25:00 +0000

Her skin was white as leprosy.
- S. T. Coleridge

Chris Vicari

Funny Jokes - Silly Jokes

Bonnie @ AZhttp — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 16:42:00 +0000

Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!" - Steven Wright

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